Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
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