I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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