I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
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