Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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