Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
then he tried to convert me to islam
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
We left the knife in your bed.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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