Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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