ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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