Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
