Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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