I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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