Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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