She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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