I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
tell me about the fingering
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