I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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