I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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