I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
