I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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