what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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