So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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