wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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