he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
