Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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