the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize
