ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
