he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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