Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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