If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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