Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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