So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
barbara walters just said penis...
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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