you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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