About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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