You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
