I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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