He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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