did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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