That's intense
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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