yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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