Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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