Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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