check it out our google latitudes are spooning
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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