champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
