I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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