All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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