It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Randomize
