Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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