yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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