You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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