Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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