Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
This toilet bowl is my home.
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