nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
only you would photoshop your dick
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
How naked do you want me to be?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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