It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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