He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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