this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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