do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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