Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
