I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm gonna have a badass scar
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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