Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
